Sunday, July 12, 2009

Things Not to Say at a Club/Bar/Rave (That Might Sound Harmless in Your Head)


"Ya Know, you're lucky I'm even talking to you... I've raped girls more attractive than you."


"Hey, I got you a drink... with a little something extra."


"Hey, do you want to come back to my place? My parents can't hear anything from the basement."


"Who the fuck goes to raves?"

2 comments:

  1. pandastatus.com = mcdonalds doller menu.......
    ............in other words (THE SHIT NIGGA)

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  2. seriously though, who the fuck goes to raves? and yes, the dollar menu is 'the shit nigga'

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