Clever Porn Title: "Megan FoXXX"
Megan Fox is popular for two reasons, she looks like a porn star and you've never seen her tits. By having a sex tape she would ruin her potential for a legitimate film career in the future but would seal her fate as a lust object for generations to come.
Quote from the Film: "You promise you won's show this to anyone?"
Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie
Clever Porn Title: "The SeXXXy Life"
This sex tape would be talked about for months and months before its actual release. However, the product would be terribly underwhelming. A few topless make out scenes and little more. However, the lack of night vision shows that Paris knows what she's doing the second time around.
Quote from the film: Nicole: "Where's your dildo?"
Paris: "Fuck that, just use your fist. Dildos are so not hot."
Sacha Baren Cohen and Isla Fisher
Clever Porn Title: Banging Borat
We all secretly wondered what Borat was hiding behind the censored blur in the naked fight scene.
Also, every guy who's seen Wedding Crashers secretly wishes that Isla Fisher is just as freaky in real life... this tape would settle many debates.
Quote from the film: "I will-a make-a many sex all over your faces... very nice.."
JKF and Marylin Monroe
Clever Porn Title: "President's Prefer Blonds XXX"
Ahh... The 60's... a time where it was totally cool for Presidents to philander and carry on not so secret affairs with movie stars. This would be shot on Super-8 and there would be an awkward cut of Pierre Salinger trying to set up the camera for the Commander and Chief and his leading lady. You wish this existed because not matter what anyone say Marilyn Monroe is hot, and JFK was a god like human who was rendered incarnate on this earth in 1941 to save his U-boat in the pacific, have 600 kids, destroy the commies and generally be a fucking badass. Also, I'm pretty sure during one of the lovemaking scenes in this tape the distinct vision of two unicorns appear of their heads.
Quote from the film: "something comical in a thick Massachusetts accent"
Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer Valderrama
Clever Porn Title: "...And Now She's a Lesbian."
First. This would allow us to reminisce back to a time where Lindsay was hot and not fucking SaMANtha Ronson.
Also. This would make Fez's lines in That 70's Show at least a little funny.
Quote from the film: "... NO I WOULDN'T DO A THREE WAY! IM NOT INTO GIRLS!!"
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