Talk about how hot Jennifer Aniston is. If she agrees skip this day. If she adamantly disagrees then you are off to a good start.
Day 2
Talk about how a girl can not be president and attempt to convince her that it was scientifically proven that it would be physically impossible for a female to endure the stress, if she falls for it...skip to day 4 cause this girl is a idiot. If for some reason she does not go for it then you are for sure on the right track.
Day 3
If the girl disagreed on day 1 and day 2 then this is probably the last day you will need. Talk about how many girls you have "been " with. This number does not matter as long as it is above 7. either the girl will think you are gross and be done with you (for the time being) or she will say nothing and kinda start to question what is going on.
Day 4
use the "C" word...
Day 5
Don't call her.
that should be it... you have gotten rid of the stupid girl. To get her back follow the next few steps...
Step 1 Call her
-talk for over 20 minutes
BAM! you got her back
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