Serious conversation topics that should be avoided when meeting someone for the first time or if alcohol is involved...

(A)Love.
No matter what you think about this word it should be avoided. No good can come from saying either of the following:

Example 1- "I am so in love with my girlfriend."
You will have immediately ruined your chances of hooking up with your friends hot cousin that you blatantly stared at for 2 hours, and made yourself look like a class "A" douche.

Example 2- "Fuck love. Its a fake word used to get with girls."
You will have immediately ruined your chances of hooking up with your friends hot cousin that you blatantly stared at for 2 hours, and made yourself look like a class "A" douche.

(B)Sports.
Friends become enemies and enemies make you change your personal opinion so you can disagree with them still. All guys put on a serious face, and get in your face... and no matter what your opinion is you cannot back down.

P.S. Being from Upstate New York and no where near the actual New York does not give you the right to be a Lakers fan... You can say you always liked them...everyone still thinks you are a dick.

(C) Your friends hot cousin
Although it will surprise you he does not agree with you and he will get mad.

It does not mean she is not gorgeous. in fact it makes her more appealing.



Trust me. Don't touch these topics unless you truly don't care about the people around you or their approval.