As you may remember from a previous post on PandaStatus.com someone left a cryptic note and some random loot on my car windshield. While another person may have found this disconcerting, I decided to find the humor in it and had a great time trying to figure out who it could have been. If this was the only time something like this happened to me I could definitely see myself looking back on it as an enjoyable experience. Unfortunately for me and a pair of pet store staples this was not an isolated incidence.
After leaving work midday for a doctors appointment I already had the feeling that I was on my boss's bad side (in the doghouse, if you will). If my absence wasn't enough to anger my boss I'm sure the visit by the police officer looking for an Alex Watt was. Apparently Alex Watt is someone who leaves bags of live goldfish accompanied by threatening notes addressed to himself on his own windshield. That's right, two live goldfish--now do you really want someone who behaves like that working for your company? As you may have already guessed, everyone had the wrong idea. It was not I who left these things on my car, but the same weirdo who left all that strange stuff on my car last week. I have no definite proof linking the same person to both instances but I don't think I'm being too assumptive.
The note:
"Dear Alex,
If you flush us, we will fucking kill you."
This person must be stopped.
For those of you wondering what happened to the goldfish I can assure you that they are having a wonderful time exploring the blue abyss of the lake next to the parking lot. Before releasing the goldfish into the wild a few work chums and I named them (Ramiro Pena and Neifi Perez), spoke a few meaningful words on their behalf, and then promptly released them "Free Willy" style over my head and outstretched arms and into the lake.
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