"Conan, Please Blow-Up My Car" Failure (?)

Contest Mini-Essay (140 words or less):
"I may be driving modern engineering's greatest and most aesthetically pleasing success, a Saturn from early on in the new millennium, but let it be known that looks are deceiving. For about a year now whenever I open my car door it shrinks to the size of a matchbox car. Don't get me wrong I love matchbox cars, but cool miniature cars with radical paint jobs and decals won't transport me to work. Although I suppose if I rigged up enough of them I could concoct some sort of makeshift roller skate. I really hope it doesn't come to that though. Please Conan (and Andy), blow up my car!"

The contest isn't over yet but I highly doubt this video has enough charisma for Conan and Andy to let me win, especially when a brand new Lexus is the prize. I may not be driving a brand new Lexus anytime soon, but I did find all of my old Matchbox cars and if that's not a victory than I don't know what is.